Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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