So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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