Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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