Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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