on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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