like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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