considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
She made me pour olive oil on her.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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