You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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