Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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