So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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