new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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