yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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