i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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