He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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