You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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