we have officially lost it.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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