I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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