Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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