I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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