I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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