Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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