We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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