Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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