Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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