You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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