my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
