I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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