Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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