after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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