Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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