The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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