How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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