im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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