i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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