Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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