I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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