Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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