On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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