508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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