I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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