on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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