This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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