it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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