Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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