I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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