Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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