no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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