I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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