you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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