Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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