I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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